What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents