Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.