Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.