Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)