Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.