What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.