What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside