What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.