What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.