What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !