How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan