They handsome money to the cashier
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
In cents
THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!
Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.