How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill