How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Because Lamar Odom

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!