Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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