Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
February... because it has the least number of days
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
There's 20 of them
Change the drinking age to 25
Not enough cement
Delta blues.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.