How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

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What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.