Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!