What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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So they can park in handicap spots.

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.