What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.