What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers