What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob