Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.