Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent