Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular?

He was a polar bear!

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.