Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream