Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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They having a float-on. it very good

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.