She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
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A start.
A gnatural disaster.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
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The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
A good start.
Church.
A big wave
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Thousands of brown loafers
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
A dell
Post office.
Pete.
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
It's already got thousands of degrees.
With a thousand Gigamisous
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
To the airport please
because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
The Guardian.
Envelope!
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
Selfless
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
It ran to the unstable.
The spelling.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
