What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball