What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.