What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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How old was I when I was 3?

me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.