What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.