How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!