I forgot to wet the soap.
The Spanish Inquisition.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
They both died on Thanksgiving
They can both take about 65 loads.
Because I told him a good joke.
Cafe
Because it's too cold out tide.
It's Morphine Time!
Robber ducks !
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Someone told me but I forgot.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Wet