How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.