How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.