How did the elephant get out of the river?

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

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