Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.