Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant