What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.