Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.