What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!