What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......