What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!