Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.