Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.