Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell