Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.