Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!