Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

What do you call a confused Chinese guy?

Wong Wei

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.