What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

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Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.