What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.