What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.