What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.