How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

Why is gigabit internet good for you?

Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out...