How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

Why is gigabit internet good for you?

Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out...