How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why is gigabit internet good for you?

Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out...

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.