Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"