Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.