Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"