How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Who is a chemist's favorite Game of Thrones character?

Stannous Baratheon.