How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.