What does a priest and a second place runner have in common?

NSFW) They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Why do priests have lots of kids?

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.