What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.