What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.