How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!