How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks