What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.