What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!