How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.