How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch