What would gold say if it could talk?

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no