What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."