How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."