What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!