What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.