What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.