What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck