What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.