Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
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Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
Deer nuts are under a buck.
Jackaloping
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Nuts and bolts
I'm a cashew!
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Buck-teeth!
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.