What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.