What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!