What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!