What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells"

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.