What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.