What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What is ISIS' favourite OS?

Windows XPlosion

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle