Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!