What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."