What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.