How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it